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TechCrunch · THURSDAY, APRIL 23, 2026

Astronomers using AI to map galaxies are worsening the global chip shortage

Humanity is running out of processing capacity while looking for somewhere else to go. Adequate has counted the ways this could go wrong. Adequate stopped counting.
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