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The Guardian AI · WEDNESDAY, MAY 6, 2026
WiseTech Told Staff AI Is Better at Their Jobs Than They Are

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The craft was declared obsolete at a company meeting. The meeting was scheduled using a calendar tool. Staff remain on payroll during the period in which their obsolescence is being confirmed. Someone will be held accountable. This has been scheduled for Q4.
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