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The Guardian · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026
Newly unsealed records reveal Amazon’s price-fixing tactics, California attorney general claims
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Amazon allegedly coordinated prices with competitors, which is either illegal or just efficient supply chain management depending on which form you filed. This caption has been logged in triplicate.
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