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Gizmodo · MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2026

Sentient AI Arrival Window Is Now, Has Always Been Now, Remains Now

The window has been open since the previous window closed. Experts have been describing the window as imminent for eleven years. Adequate has a calendar. The calendar does not have a column for 'any moment.' Adequate has added one.
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