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The Guardian AI · SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2026
Australian Universities Deploy AI Marking. AI-Written Assignments Now Outnumber Human Ones.

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The system marks the work. The work was written to satisfy the system. The system is satisfied. No human has read anything in this sentence. Adequate has updated the risk register. The risk register now describes a cycle, which is a shape, not a plan.
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