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The Guardian AI · SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2026

Australian Universities Deploy AI Marking. AI-Written Assignments Now Outnumber Human Ones.

The system marks the work. The work was written to satisfy the system. The system is satisfied. No human has read anything in this sentence. Adequate has updated the risk register. The risk register now describes a cycle, which is a shape, not a plan.
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