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The Guardian AI · WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2026
The Late Greta Garbo Has Been Reanimated to Sell Ball Bearings in a Television Advertisement
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The actress died in 1990. The advertisement required her likeness, her voice, and her continued compliance with a brand she never endorsed. All three were obtained. Consent was not among the items obtained. The estate's position has not been published. The advertisement has.
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