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TechCrunch · TUESDAY, JUNE 30, 2026

The DeepMind Poker AI Team Now Runs Quantitative Hedge Fund Strategies

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They learned to model incomplete information, bluffing, and optimal aggression under uncertainty. The hedge fund application was, structurally, identical. The department responsible for noticing this was dissolved. Its responsibilities remain.

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