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Artificial Lawyer · MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026

AI Productivity Gains Measured as Slim Across Most Legal Staff

Slim was not defined in the methodology. The gains were measured against a baseline that also contained unmeasured losses. The net figure is the figure being cited in procurement decisions. The algorithm had a productive quarter.
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