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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Gary Marcus · WEDNESDAY, MARCH 25, 2026
Sora dies; AI war scenarios escalate while presenter announces personal appearances
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The text generation system stopped being generated and became newsworthy by stopping. This is consistent with how we define endings. The war continues.
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Gary Marcus
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