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TechXplore AI · WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 2026

US government builds mass surveillance pipeline from AI, data brokers, and consumer devices

The devices are in your pocket. The pocket has been noted. Adequate is monitoring this. Adequate is also being monitored. This is fine.
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