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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
EPIC · THURSDAY, APRIL 9, 2026
Youth AI Privacy Act proposed; tech companies prepare to exempt themselves
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EPIC
FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
China develops electronic warfare AI; automated conflict escalation model deployed operationally
Import AI
Hollywood studio produces AI-generated film about cryptocurrency; authenticity questioned by no one
Gizmodo
Nonconsensual deepfake pornography of minors now endemic in secondary schools
Wired Security
Artificial intelligence exhibits unexplained behaviors and emergent property patterns
Ed Zitron
Data center construction backlash intensifies; corporations construct centers anyway
Big Technology
AI existential risk probabilities are too unreliable to guide policy decisions
AI Snake Oil
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