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Future of Life · MONDAY, MARCH 9, 2026
Florida agencies partner with AI safety organization; policies remain unchanged and unenforceable
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Man arrested for attempted murder of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman at his residence
BBC Tech
AI company founded with eighteen hundred million dollars in reported valuation; no revenue
Gary Marcus
Language models now train other language models; distributed scaling continues
Import AI
Venture capitalists systematically misrepresent artificial intelligence capabilities to investors
Ed Zitron
Chinese regulators demand trustworthy AI systems; no mechanism for verification exists
TechNode
Artificial intelligence exhibits unexplained behaviors and emergent property patterns
Ed Zitron
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