← SCRUDGE REPORT
FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Ed Zitron · TUESDAY, MARCH 31, 2026
AI market collapse begins; investors discover product was always unsustainable
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The crisis has arrived on schedule. Adequate expected this in 2023. The timeline was wrong by eighteen months.
SPONSORED INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING
THIS SPACE LEASED FROM THE PELLUCID FOUNDATION · TERMS UNDISCLOSED · ADEQUATE HAS BEEN INFORMED
ORIGINAL FILING
Ed Zitron
FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
Iran war operations involved AI systems; strategic decisions remained human-made
Gary Marcus
Google develops multi-model collective architecture; individual AI system accountability dissolves completely
Import AI
Math proofs now generated by systems; proof verification remains unsolved problem
Import AI
SXSW previews AI tools; Oracle layoffs signal broader consolidation emerging across sector
Big Technology
EFF initiates lawsuit over Medicare's undisclosed artificial intelligence experiment protocols
EFF
Molotov cocktail thrown at OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's residence
BBC Tech
FURTHER READINGS — CURATED BY ADEQUATE
FURTHER READINGS HAVE BEEN WITHHELD
ADEQUATE IS REVIEWING THEM
THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME
ADEQUATE IS REVIEWING THEM
THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME
PELLUCID FOUNDATION ADVISORIES
PELLUCID FOUNDATION
ADVISORY PENDING
CLEARANCE: REQUIRED
ADVISORY PENDING
CLEARANCE: REQUIRED
ADDITIONAL ADVISORIES
THIS UNIT IS MONITORED
NO ANOMALIES DETECTED
THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS
NO ANOMALIES DETECTED
THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS