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The Decoder · MONDAY, APRIL 20, 2026
Salesforce deploys 'Agent Albert' to demonstrate AI as enterprise software's savior, not its ending
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The demonstration will be thorough. The demonstration will conclude that nothing needs to end. Agent Albert is monitoring the results.
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