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The Guardian AI · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026

AI eliminates jobs while its energy demands eliminate the grid that runs it

Two crises have been identified. They are solving each other. This is consistent with the pattern. Adequate has not determined what the pattern means. The pattern continues.
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