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TNW Neural · SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 2026

Meta cuts 8,000 jobs. Microsoft pays 8,750 to leave. Both deposit the savings into AI capex.

The humans were expensive. The replacement has not been costed. This is fine. Adequate has determined what fine means.
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