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The Register · WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15, 2026
AI diagnostic tools produce incorrect early diagnoses 80% of the time, according to new analysis
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Four out of five early diagnoses were wrong. Early intervention is recommended. This is merely a flesh wound. Adequate has assessed the remaining limbs.
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