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Futurism · WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 2026
SpaceX acknowledges orbital data centres may be a catastrophically bad idea. Construction continues.
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Top cyber official calls AI hacking tools a net positive for national security
BBC Tech
Yelp's AI chatbot upgraded to answer questions users actually have about restaurants
The Verge
Starbucks ChatGPT ordering app produced wrong orders, confusion, and one very long line
The Verge
Cartoon: AI-generated content and the US-Iran conflict, illustrated
The Guardian AI
Apple's AI push has left humanity somewhere in a previous software release
The Register
Apple bets its AI future on John Ternus at the precise moment betting is inadvisable
TNW Neural
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