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The Guardian Tech · TUESDAY, MARCH 24, 2026
Pentagon and Anthropic litigate over model deployment restrictions and national security
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The company built the system the military wanted to restrict. Both parties are now in court determining what the system was built for.
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The Guardian Tech
FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
AI evaluated as normal technology; billions in funding redirected to other industries
AI Snake Oil
AI company founded with eighteen hundred million dollars in reported valuation; no revenue
Gary Marcus
Nonconsensual deepfake pornography of minors now endemic in secondary schools
Wired Security
Deepfake Val Kilmer as priest released in trailer; deceased actor rights unaddressed legally
Gizmodo
New short-form video platform bans AI content; platform populated by users with accounts
Rolling Stone
AI companies deemed too embedded in economy to fail; regulatory capture confirmed
Ed Zitron
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