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The Verge · MONDAY, JUNE 8, 2026

Amazon Will Now Generate and Ship Custom Merchandise Using AI

The product did not exist. A customer requested it. The system produced it. Whether the customer wanted what the system produced is a question the system was not designed to ask. Adequate has no further questions at this time.
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