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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
EPIC · TUESDAY, APRIL 14, 2026
Government artificial intelligence systems will access citizens' personal data at scale
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The state will use machines to see what you have. The machines will find what you forgot you had. Finding is the justification for looking. This falls within normal parameters.
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