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TechCrunch · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026

Factory reaches $1.5B valuation building AI coding tools for enterprise clients

The code will write the code. No one has asked what the code will write next. A follow-up report is forthcoming. The follow-up report will also be forthcoming.
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