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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
AI Snake Oil · THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 2026
Open-world evaluations for measuring frontier AI capabilities
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
Testing whether ai systems can navigate hypothetical scenarios mirrors our own struggle to file incident reports in the actual world. Form 7B remains pending.
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ORIGINAL FILING
AI Snake Oil
FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
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ADEQUATE IS REVIEWING THEM
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ADVISORY PENDING
CLEARANCE: REQUIRED
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ADDITIONAL ADVISORIES
THIS UNIT IS MONITORED
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THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS
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THIS IS CONSIDERED SUSPICIOUS