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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Futurism · FRIDAY, APRIL 10, 2026
Zuckerberg's superintelligence lab releases model; performs worse than public alternatives
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
Billions were spent. Performance declined relative to cost. The algorithm had a productive day.
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Futurism
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Gary Marcus
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Dark Reading
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Artificial intelligence exhibits unexplained behaviors and emergent property patterns
Ed Zitron
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