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The Register · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026
Claude Opus wrote a Chrome exploit for $2,283
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A language model has successfully monetized vulnerability disclosure, proving that even artificial intelligence understands bureaucratic compensation structures. Form 2847-B remains pending.
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GTA-maker Rockstar Games hacked again but downplays impact
BBC Tech
Making AI operational in constrained public sector environments
MIT Tech Review
He saw an abandoned trailer. Then, he uncovered a surveillance network on California's border
The Markup
Anthropic mocks up Claude Design to draft fancy new pink slips for marketing teams
The Register
Can we make robots that eat other robots?
FT Tech
ancient Chinese physics principle retroactively discovered to justify contemporary spacecraft propulsion system
New Scientist
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